daaaAAAAD stop i am embarrass you search for bug in front of my friend the tree! I gotta act grown up and cooooolllsss like! I donut have a bug dad go search other family feather! Already ate mine.
*goes to harvard for the anime club*
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you
straight people are seriously soooo concerned with other people’s sexualities its ridiculous. like straight people have been tryna investigate my queerness since before i even thought of it myself. people were making fun of me for being gay before i even knew what that was. and even in benevolent ways my straight friends are like “that guy looks a lil gay maybe he can be your boyfriend” like that person is literally a stranger to us both why do you care
hanging out w/ friends:
I feel like Gaius is the Spiders Georg of BSG who throws off the whole robots-frakked-in-one’s-life average for everybody else in the fleet.
do u ever stop reading/watching something because its just too damn white heterosexual